THE ROOMMATE EQUATION

All you want is a quiet night binge-watching the latest rom-com series and bemoaning your own love life. Clearly your dream partner is just that—a dream. You’ve been looking for them all day, but you’re beginning to acknowledge that no one in real life could ever be that perfect, that enticing, that talented, that much fun, that…yeah, yeah. But bless her soul, your roommate Poppy has other ideas!

DO YOU LISTEN TO POPPY?